For giggles and grins

An older gentleman that I know would always say that we should do something for, "Giggles and Grins". Here's a couple....

There is a farm in the country where a Dad and Mom live with a son. One day, the son and dad had to go to town to get a part for their broken tractor. Never going to school or having ever been in a city, the Dad and his son got lost pretty quick. By accident, they walked into a very large hotel and sat down in the lobby.
Watching the traffic of people and customers go by, the dad and his son saw an elderly women with wrinkles all over here haggard face walk into the elevator. Having never seen or heard of an elevator before, they watched as she walked in, the doors shut and the lights went up to the fifth floor and come back down to the lobby. As the doors reopened, a beautiful blonde walks out and without even flinching the father says,
"Son, go get your momma".